21st
oh my word
my heart exploded and i need a shamwow asap. this could cause problems later. but now, i must talk about more important things!
first off, sorry i made you guys wait! i had to walk home after taking 2 math tests. that’s double the maths one would expect to encounter in a 24-hour period. i know how your stomachs must feel by the time my video shows up. you can go throw up now if it makes you feel better.
second, ohhhh myyy woorrdddd some things were said about my video that are still making me blush. i can’t even begin to type out how honored i am to be chosen so i’ll probably be writing a bitchin’ steel guitar solo in place of it within the next few decades. i don’t know how many times i can type out “thank you” to fully express my need for thanking. i just spent 8 minutes thanking my calendar, i don’t know what to do now. maybe thank my coat?
thirdly i swear to god i just set down my tea it was right here TEA CAN’T WALK HOW MANY PLACES CAN YOU BE TEA
i love everyone right now. especially you, cutie. i feel like i could take on the world and ving rhames at the same time. party cups for fighting gloves, flashlights for beltbuckles.
i’ve been told that i can upload as many photoshopped pictures of myself in space as i’d like, so be on the lookout for that. maybe.
lastly, i love you mom! you don’t spend all day sleeping, i just wanted to make myself feel better about waking you up. i love you, everyone! i need to hug everything, i’m so happy. bye internet!
